• MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Reminds me of something I read once. If you want to get out of work. Like you’re at work, and you really really don’t want to be there. You can get out with 4 words. You swallow your pride, walk into your bosses office, and proclaim “I shit my pants”

    You will have the rest of the day off.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Pro move is to shit your pants so you don’t even have to lie about it.

      I just told my boss that I had to leave, offering no explanation, and he said “OK.” He didn’t need to know that I shit my pants. Maybe he inferred it.