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I had a buddy who teed himself up for your mom jokes constantly. I swung and hit pretty much every time.
One evening he had enough and blew up. “God, you’re such a dick! You must be the biggest dick in the fucking world!”
“Well, I fit in your mom just fine, so I don’t see what the problem is.”