Downvoting people who are asking for clarification on something. I thought this wasn’t Reddit…

Edit: Wow. Just wow.

When I was a kid, I’d spend hours screwing around in Mario Kart 64 before Forza Horizons was even a thing.

Glad to see that Mario Kart is actually doing a Forza.

It’s going to be so much fun being able to frolic around in Free Roam without having to try to tune out Lakitu telling me to turn the fuck around.

I’m more concerned of what they’ll think of all the BDSM stuff they’ll find.

Drip fed over the course of several years.

And the game you specifically wanted to play? It’s one of the last ones to be dropped.

When the rich wage war, it’s the poor who die.

You’re still in bed at ten, your work began at eight.

You’ve burnt your breakfast, so far, things are going great.

Your mother warned you there’d be days like these.

But she didn’t tell you when the world has brought you down to your kneeeeeees!

That

I’ll be there foooor yoooooooou!

The Nintendo Switch 2.

Probably not going to happen, but I think it would be awesome if it’s like the 3DS where they realize the cost is too much, then they lower the price significantly and the early adopters who sacrificed their firstborns for it will have some sort of ambassador program.

Apart from both being TV/Handheld hybrid consoles, I’m not understanding why people think Switch/2 and Steam Deck are in direct competition with each other. They aren’t. They’re in totally separate leagues.

While I’m not defending the price point ($80 is $80, JFC), after watching Nintendo Life’s hands on play of the game… I can see why Nintendo decided to have that as the price.

I’m definitely going for the bundle so I can avoid that price, however.

Hey now, I resent that. I read at a ninth grade level!

I don’t criticize people for how they spend their money. Do as you will.

Nice straw man though.

The problem arises when you believe I’m trying to make some sort of argument. I am not.

I was nicely trying to point out your hypocrisy. But since that didn’t work, let me spell it out for you:

Stop being a dick.

Donkey Kong sucks!

It’s in the computer!

I’ve seen plenty of “punching down” towards people who buy a game simply to enjoy it. It’s kind of happening in this thread.

[Insert Billy Madison clip here]

Chosimba, you must take your place in the great circle of…. Stuff.

God I love this movie.

Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!