We congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.

…and the US could make a China shaped nuclear crater to the west of Taiwan. Then everyone clapped.

“Bro, what if…”

Measuring cup from Walmart. Packaging said dishwasher safe. It was not.

Better Homes Food chopper that couldn’t be disassembled to clean it. Potato chunks got pulled up into the housing by the blades and just rotted there with no way to access it. The exact same model is still sold in stores.