An axe isn’t the best tool for the gravedigging in the concrete.

tetrahedron

Pathetic. Octahedron is somewhat disturbing, ok, agree. But tetrahedron? Pffft…

You can’t use macro meme for micro soft products!

Why did you choose to depict Win as a cute green brick?

Axe? In gym? I use shovel.

Stop breaking houses!

Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Control-alt-delete.

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.