Gordon Calhoun

Yeet

Well, kinda…due to inheritance, it’d kinda be like the Lernaean Hydra.

Fodge, Fuck, Fip, Five, & Fodge

(Coincidentally my favorite law firm)

There’s no way they woulda let Musk’s head hobbit exist there for so long without earning his keep somehow. Poor little kid is just repeating the same shit he’s hearing the adult-shaped ugly children around him saying.

Antiantifa = profa?

I think the implicit assumption is if they didn’t take the offer (“easy way”), they’d then get the “hard way,” in which the US receives the same end result, but no one in Greenland gets the million. It churns the bile in my guts that anyone on earth is even having this discussion with a modicum of seriousness. Greenland is for Greenlanders.

Yeah, they definitely don’t come off as apolitical monks seeking enlightenment. Maybe Yoda…

Certainly arrogant and a little too aware and appreciative of their own power and what it could get them.

Source: Outside of ESB and Rogue One, I’m not much of a Star Wars fan.

I wonder if the spot price of lead has changed.

Rumpledthighskin

Assailant undercling

Gluteus Mammatus

Subbutt

Buneath

Underbutt

Ever notice how the least likable characters are the most morally intact? Except maybe Paul and Linda McCartney…they seemed to do all right for the short cameo they had. But Lisa isn’t typically scoring a lot of ‘like points’ unless she’s being uncharacteristically mean or sneaky. I suppose Maggie giving Homer a non-toxic playdoughnut was a nice gesture that endeared her to me a little more…but if it had been a real donut, well I’m not sure if the endearment would have been as deep.

I guess the Simpsons helps us cope with the darker tendencies lurking in our midbrains…and it feels kinda…nice.