Most people wear shoes that are too small.

Get a giant D-pad for one of your feet to use for wasd

That’s always terrifying

School wasn’t simpler. It rewarded you for efficiency and intelligence by returning time back to you for completing the work quickly and correctly.

There is no reward in the corporate world. You slave away endlessly and the reward is you either get to slave away more or sit there for your 40 hours + commute.

Congratulations, you’re now a slave. Get back to work.

It only ever gets worse. Just wait until you get to do that new process you just learned for the 2,000th time while emails flood your inbox, bringing the unread count to 672.