I’ve played Subnautica so much that it’s no longer a challenge, even on hardcore. I installed this mod (Deathrun Remade) to increase the difficulty and had the most fun I’ve had in a while

Have you looked into the hall effect controllers from 8BitDo? They’re compatible with the Switch with a very comparable form factor

“They’re waiting for you Gordon… in the test chamberrrrr”

You’ve got a mustache