Hey Ubisoft, you can’t complain when I pirate your stupid games, because there’s nothing to own apparently.

Well he isn’t using windows anymore, so most of his pain has gone away.

Yeah, but when I try to make a fork of it the local government fines me for building an illegal road again.

If you’re an asshole to a retail worker you should be forced to go into a Mad Max style death match

It’s 1:4 but everytime the card is played a new set of 1:4 starts, so fuck knows what the actual odds are.

Can confirm, I nearly burnt down my house twice and the car we were driving in down a busy highway once when I was a kid, now I use Linux.

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Lemmy is my best friend now.

Yeah, but who’s got the time nowadays.

Nothing, just boiling your nuts in a sauna is better.

Beats getting a vasectomy.

There’s no reason to be named in the sauna.

Yeah there is, gotta steam those nuts.

Nihilism destroyer

Yep, that’s Gen X for sure.

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They lost Lazlow… There goes the greatest radio DJ to ever grace the gta airwaves.

When they added purchasable clubs into online and you could get Lazlow to come to your club, I made it my entire goal to make him happy, I spent so much cash keeping him dancing, always made me sad seeing him sitting there alone as the reality of it all hit him.

I attempted your prompt.